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L Freud exhibition-wow. hope I never get that good I would hate to have so many people crowded around my work that short admirers can't see!

yesterday

How do I interpret this message in my soy flat white? http://t.co/VohfQ7WS

2 days ago

It's wonderful when all you have to do to cheer a friend up is remind them of the truth about themselves!

4 days ago

I love heading west out of London and seeing the red kites frolicking on the thermals.

8 days ago

looking forward to an afternoon in a float tank… well not a whole afternoon, obviously… hopefully!

10 days ago

The magnificent British Museum. Who says crime doesn't pay? (via @mrTonyLaw)

11 days ago

Thanks http://t.co/UxW305hW, now I have the hits for young Stalin. http://t.co/6QFEs7m7

12 days ago

Saw an amazing comedian this afternoon @ladycariad great manic pixie dream girl character! #PrivateHell

14 days ago

You know you've made it when... You're served jam on a jam-tree! http://t.co/LyVnoVZa

24 days ago

Metaphorical birthday balloons have all popped but friends who think I deserve cocktails and hugs last all year!

about one month ago

Flying to geneva in a few hours and can't get that Laura marling song out if my head- 'my manic and I'

about one month ago

Origami and wine time! http://t.co/VSMC3fIb

about one month ago

In the guestbook of the Freud museum someone has written 'you're only Jung once!' my friend and I literally loled.

about one month ago

The window display of my local bakery looks suspiciously reminiscent of the one on summerisle in the wicker man...

about one month ago

Wow- just saw the door that inspired C.S.Lewis Mr Tumnus on either side and Aslan in the middle... http://t.co/16dxmIUW

about one month ago

I mean... I waited to tweet about it till after the movie because tweeting in the cinema is too risqué for me!

about one month ago

Is it prudish to think that a showing of Werner Hertzog's new documentary about death row is an inappropriate venue for a make out session?

about one month ago

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